While my wife was playing Glitz today, I got REAL bored and put together this list of trinkets that SHOULD be a part of our Alexstrasza experience, but are not. They are based on a few people I've recently encountered in one way or another and are mainly just make ya giggle a little. They range from Uncommon to Legendary (guess whose is Legendary =P), and actually consist of as many negative stats as they do positive ones. It was actually a little fun putting this together, so I'm sure more will come. Have fun with it. ;)
Trinkets That Should be in WoW, But Aren't...
+ 5 Agility
Use: Teleports you to the nearest LAN center.
Equip: Decreases rep with the opposing faction by 270.
- 79 Spirit
+ 57 Strength
+ 49 Agility
Use: Blinds your target with their own tears of QQ for 8 secs.
Equip: Increases resistance to children by 51.
+ 60 Stamina
Use: Calls forth 39 Sicilians to fight at your side.
Equip: May cause a strong urge to watch The Princess Bride, decreasing Intellect in party members by 30.
"Never cross a Sicilian when death is on the line."
- 12 Intellect
+ 50 Stamina
+ 49 Spirit
Use: Launches a flame at the target, dealing 1722 - 1975 fire and ego damage.
Equip: Increases troll-feeding tendancies, resulting in a much more interesting blog.
- 14 Strength
+ 14 Stamina
+ 14 Spirit
Use: Causes surrounding targets to hear manly voices in their head, causing them to flee in terror for 3 seconds.
Equip: Increases stealth by 34.
+ 109 Stamina
+ 85 Intellect
+ 79 Spirit
Use: Causes your target to enter a state of complete self-doubt, lowering ego resistances by 350.
Equip: Increases stealth detection by 278.
Equip: Increases mental damage and healing caused by logical tells and effects by 425.
+ 34 Strength
+ 44 Agility
Use: Calls forth an angry teenager to fight at your side until he's suspended.
Equip: Increases stealth by 48.
"Injuring the box will lead to serious pains in the groin."
+ 60 Spirit
Use: Causes friendly targets to purr at you.
Equip: May cause you to speak in baby talk at random.
"Such a gooood kitty aren't ya! Yes, yes you are!"
- 14 Intellect
+ 12 Spirit
Use: Causes your target to run around in circles aimlessly for 2 secs.
Equip: Disguises you as a suit-wearing politician.
- 19 Spirit
+ 22 Agility
Use: Horrifies the target with sounds of Xaytanic's laughter, causing them to flee for 5 secs.
Equip: Increases the chance enemies will attack you, causing constant and unnecessary raid wipes.
+ 60 Agility
Use: Confuses the target's mind with clicking sounds, increasing time between attacks by 20%
Equip: Grants immunity to carpal tunnel syndrome.
Quickshift's Bunk Bed
- 18 Intellect
- 17 Spirit
+ 14 Agility
Use: Raises your resistance to reality by 70 for up to 56 years.
Equip: Causes surrounding targets to laugh uncontrollably.
"I call top bunk!"
Sixis's Golden Showercap
- 22 Intellect
+ 54 Stamina
+ 49 Spirit
Use: Releases a stream of energy at the targets legs, damaging them for 956 - 1184 fire damage and slowing their movement speed by 50%.
Equip: Will cause Nikto to break up with you.
+ 60 Intellect
Use: Causes target to enter a state of existentialism, decreasing their haste rating by 27.
Equip: Increases bullshit detection by 70.
Well there ya have it. The first list. Now, before you go and be a copycat on your own blog, give me some feedback here (freakin' ninjas). ;)