Hooray for Beer!
Brewfest is upon us, and man is it a ridiculous success of an event. What was once an incredibly deserted and inactive Org has become a bustling capital of the Horde once more. The streets and rooftops are packed full of the drunkard and wary, trying desperately to get their clammy hands on an Epic Ram mount. Decent mount with clean animation and all, but to get it, there's just so much to do, and I'm not sure it's worth putting our realms excellent progression on hold for...
The festival is a bit buggy atm, however, with some quests not showing up for some players, items not responding correctly to clicks, and the like.
But even with all of the bugs, the festival has been an utter and complete success at one thing, and that's sending a wholesome and moral message to the young ones out there. Drinking is cool, people. It's safe. It's healthy. It's wise. Do eet. You'll see things in a completely different and better light. People will like you better. You'll like others better. And hell, you'll become a better person for it.
So mount up, young ones. Grab a beer in this exotic fake realm of ours, and down it with dignity! Tempted to try one in real life? Steal one of your daddy's beers to see what it's really like. Go right ahead. I'm sure he won't mind. Heck, he'll probably be proud that you're becoming more like him. Maybe he'll even let you beat your mom too!
In all seriousness, you gotta wonder how many parents actually know stuff like this happens in-game. Of course, it's not Bliz's responsibility to parent, but it sure as hell is their responsibility to inform. And I can't say that people who don't play this game at all would know anything about the pro-drinking shizzle that's going on right now.
Tisk tisk, Bliz. Tisk tisk.