In vent today:
Majinn: "So what do you do for a living, Krarr?"
Krarr: "Moo?"
Majinn: "You 'moo' for a living?"
...and then we somehow ended up on a conversation about kidney stones...
Krarr: "Mine are like the consistency of diamonds. They stay hard and just shred their way out."
Majinn: "Pissing diamonds ftl."
...and then we got into an OVERLY detailed explanation about how to handle passing a kidney stone. When to squeeze. When to push. When to sit. When to stand. And when to "cut it off." It was like Prom Kings meets the Discovery Health Channel.
Krarr: "Man, I pissed one so hard once it chipped the toilet."
Just awesome.
I laughed so hard... but I guess you had to be there cause the text just doesn't do the moment justice.
Anyhow, it was good to see you online again, Krarr. =)
3 comments:
You have no idea how thrilled I am to have missed this conversation.
Whatever. You want one of Krarr's diamonds and you know it.
that's pretty sick, even for you.
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