I never would have imagined that a post of mine would have a picture like this start things off. I mean, it doesn't set a great precedent for the rest of the post, does it? It's just so dark and depressing... even for a Warlock!
But the fact remains, and as the title says, there's some poetry out there that is just excellent, and while I am not a poetry connoisseur, I know a good rhyme when I read one.
And this, my friends, is a good rhyme.
Onibrak of Laughing Skull posted an epicly poetic piece of anti-QQ on the Official Warlock Forums back in September of 2007. I missed it back then, but thankfully, the thread was bumped earlier today for no apparent reason other than it's pure awesomeness, and by a Mage no less!
Here's the piece if you happened to have missed it too:
Twas the night before WotLK, and all through the game
Not a creature was stirring, or acting quite lame.
Warlocks in the forums, talking about gear
I had just settled down for a nice post on fear
When out on the forums arose such a crying
I clicked from my peace to see what insults were flying
And what to my wondering eyes would appear
But a QQ post titled "Warlocks and Fear"
They ranted and cursed up and down the page
A mindless QQ by a rogue, druid, or mage.
I began to read, knowing as I got started
That the OP of this post must be #*@!ing retarded
On Skill coil! On Stamina! On Soul link and Drains
The bad grammar and logic gave my tired mind pains.
More rapid than epics these QQers they posted
Thinking their jeers cause my class to be roasted
But at the end of the day, we were still throwing Dots
And the criers still crying posted more of their thoughts
And the Warlocks continued to melt faces quite free
So please stop the QQ and bend over for me.
Lol, it's good and you know it. It definitely put a smile on my face, and the last line is so appropriately inappropriate, that it actually works!
Kudos to Onibrak for the excellent piece. Keep the works coming!
9 comments:
lol
JAGO LISTENS TO AFI
Eww...
Omg Jag your site looks so cute! I'm jealous =p
Thanks. But I'm not sure "cute" is what I was going for. ;)
Star's right. Your site is sooo adorable with your pokemon like warlock icon and your pretty red colors=P
btw, thanks for the call back.
LOL OWNED
Haha, but it is cute! That warlock cartoon is so adorable! Where can I get one?
It's actually Shelbi's (Bronze Kettle, WoWI fame) work. She made it a while back and was nice enough to let me use it.
And ya, it's totally adorable. =)
Post a Comment