Kael'thas is a Pervert

So I was in Tempest Keep the other day, clearing some trash on my guild's way to Void Reaver, when something hit me about the place. All of that amazing Blood Elf Naaru architecture - the giant purple crystals and intricately designed doorways - they're all a little dirty, aren't they? And when I say dirty, I don't just mean "dirty," I mean Christina Aguilera "Dirrty," if you know what I mean. Just look at this picture for goodness sakes:


Now just try and tell me that those giant throbbing crystals aren't phalluses and that the doorway in the distance doesn't look like a vagina.

I'm not sure who designed TK or all of these erotic structures, but one thing is for certain: Blizzard needs to provide much more lore on the floating instance's apparently perverted taskmaster, Kael'thas. We all know he's addicted to magic and that the Blood Elves are really into themselves and what not, but how does all of that tie into Kael'thas's brothel-inspired Keep as his dungeon of choice (all current lore aside, that is)?

A bit creepy if you ask me. :)

I am obviously totally joking, by the way, but the above picture does offer up some interesting-looking objects, doesn't it?

I wonder what those designers over at Bliz were thinking...

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